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Bond :-: "Hello Penny!"
Moneypenny :-: "You'd better go right in. You're late as usual, even from your own funeral"
Bond :-: "Well, we corpses have absolutely no sense of time"

M :-: "No ill-effects?"
Bond :-: "Not at all, sir"
M :-: "Well, now that you're dead, perhaps some of your old friends would pay a little less attention to you for awhile, give you a little more elbow room. You'll need it too. This is the big one, 007"

M :-: (over the intercom)
"Miss Moneypenny, give 007 the password we agreed with Japanese SIS"
Moneypenny :-: "Yes, sir. We tried to think of something you wouldn't forget"
Bond :-: "Yes?"
Moneypenny :-: "I...love...you. Repeat it please, to make sure you get it"
Bond :-: "Don't worry, I get it"

Tiger :-: "My friend, now you take your first civilized bath"
Bond :-: "Really? Well, I like the plumbing"
Tiger :-: "Place yourself entirely in their hands, my dear Bond-San"
"Rule number 1, is never do anything for yourself when someone can do it for you"
"Rule number 2. In Japan, men always come first, women come second"
Bond :-: "I just might retire to here"

Tiger :-: "If Henderson's theory is right, why would a foreign power want to launch missiles from Japan?"
Bond :-: "Because if they ever were discovered they could deny all resonsibility, especially if some private organization was doing the work"
Tiger :-: "Osato?"
Bond :-: "Perhaps"
Tiger :-: "Mr. Osato is one of the greatest industrialists in Japan"
Bond :-: " No, he's merely a front"
Tiger :-: "Who is big enough?"
Bond :-: "SPECTRE"

Osato :-: "I hope you're not taking any risks yourself, Mr. Fisher"
Bond as Fisher :-: "Me? I never take any risks"
Osato :-: "You forgive me for saying so, but I think you're taing one now"
Bond as Fisher :-: "I am?"
Osato :-: "Mm-mm. You should give up smoking. Cigarettes are very bad for your chest"
Helga :-: "Mr. Osato believes in a healthy chest"
JB as Fisher :-: "Really?"

Bond :-: "Now you're going to need some very close proection n Tokyo, because that's where they'll try and get you. You'll need the best man we've got"
Helga :-: "Who do you suggest?"
Bond :-: "Well...me"

Tiger :-: "Chasing girls will be the end of you Bond-San, I have told you that before"
Aki :-: "He didn't chase her, he did it so I could get away. He'd never touch that horrible woman. You wouldn't, would you?"
Bond :-: "Heaven forbid"

Blofeld :-: "An unknown Englishman was in your office the other day"
Osato :-: "Correct number 1
Blofeld :-: "Do you know what gun this is?"
Osato :-: "Walther PPK"
Blofeld :-: "Only one man we know uses this sort of gun...James...Bond
Osato :-: "But Bond is dead!
Helga :-: "It was on the newspapers!"
Blofeld :-: "Rubbish! Bond is alive, unless you killed him Mr. Osato? Don't tell me you let him get away"
Osato :-: "I gave number 11 the strictest orders to eliminate him"
Blofeld :-: "And did she?
Osato :-: "She failed"
Helga :-: "You should've killed him yourself! You had plenty of opportunities!"
Blofeld :-: "This organization does not tolerate failre"
Osato :-: "I know, but you see I...
Blofeld :-: "Go!"
(Osato leaves, but Helga is hesitant)
"Well?"
(she starts up the ramp and Blofeld releases the trap door sending her into the piranha invested waters)

Blofeld :-: "James Bond. Allow me to introduce myself. I am Ernst Stavro Blofeld. They told me you were assasinated in Hong Kong"
Bond :-: "Yes, this is my second life"
Blofeld :-: "You only live twice, Mr. Bond"

Blofeld :-: "As you can see, I'm about to inaugurate a little war. In a matter of hours when America and Russia have anhilated each other, we shall see a new power dominating the world"

Blofeld :-: "The firing power inside my crater is enough to annihilate a small army. You can watch it all on TV. It's the last program you're likely to see"
Bond :-: "Well, if I'm going to be forced to watch television, may I smoke?"
Blofeld :-: "Yes, give him his cigarettes. It won't be the nicotine that kills you, Mr. Bond!"

Henderson :-: "Oh, that's er stirred not shaken, that was right, wasn't it?"
Bond :-: "Perfect. Cheers."

Tiger :-: "The one thing my honorable mother taught me long ago was never to get into a car with a strange girl, but you will get into anything with any girl."

Blofeld :-: "I shall look forward personally to exterminating you, Mr. Bond."

Q :-: "Look, 007, I've had a long and tiring journey, probably to no purpose, and i'm in no mood for your juvenile quips."

Bond :-: "Why do Chinese girls taste different from all other girls?"
Ling :-: "You think we better, huh?"
Bond :-: "No, just different. Like Peking Duck is different from Russian Caviar. But I love them both."
Ling :-: "Darling, I give you very best duck."

M :-: "Well, now that you're dead, perhaps some of your old friends will pay a little less attention to you for awhile. Give you more elbow room. You'll need it too. This is the big one, 007. That's why I'm out here myself. I take it your fully briefed?"
Bond :-: "Oh, yes sir. But there's one thing I don't understand, if our Singapore tracking station is correct about the rocket not landing in Russia, then where did it land?"
M :-: "We assume it's Japan, mind you all this is pure guess-work. But the PM wants us to play it with everything we've got."
Bond :-: "And the daily reconnaissance?"
M :-: "Every inch photographed. Nothing."
Bond :-: "Are the Japanese equipped to launch such a rocket?"
M :-: "We don't think so."
Bond :-: "And who else is?
M :-: "That's what you've got to find out and fast before the real shooting starts. This damn thing could blow up into a full scale war!"

Tiger :-: "I suppose you know what about you that fascinates them? It's the hair on your chest. Japanese men all have beautiful bare skin."
Bond :-: "Japanese proverb say; bird never'd make nest in bare tree."

Bond :-: "Where am I?"
Helga :-: "Leave him to me, now wait in there...and shut the door. I've got you now."
Bond :-: "Well, enjoy yourself."

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