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  • Charles Robinson :-: "It looks like a terroist supermarket. Chinese Long March Scud. Panther AS-565 Attack helicopter. A pair of Russian Mortars. And the crates look like American rifles. Chilean mines. German explosives. Fun for the whole family"


  • Roebuck :-: "What the hell is he doing?!"
  • M :-: "His job"


  • Bond :-: "White Knight to White Rook, I've evacuated the area. Ask the Admiral where he'd like his bombs delivered"


  • Roebuck :-: "With all due respect M, I don't think you have the balls for this job"
  • M :-: "Perhaps, but the advantage is I don't have to think with them all the time"


  • Elliot Carver :-: "Good morning my golden retrievers. What kind of havoc should the Carver Media Group create in the world today?"
    "News?"
  • Retriever :-: "Floods in Pakistan. Riots in Paris. And a plane crash in California"
  • Carver :-: "Excellent!"
    "Mr. Jones, are we ready to release our new software?"
  • Jones :-: "Yes, sir. As requested, it's full of bugs. Which means people will be forced to upgrade for years"
  • Carver :-: "Oustanding!"
    "Mr. Wallace. Call the President. Tell him if he doesn't sign the bill lowering the cable rates, we'll release the video of him with the cheerleader in the Chicago hotel room"
  • Wallace :-: "Inspired, sir"
  • Carver :-: "And afer he signs the bill, release the tape anyway"


  • Carver :-: "I want tv, I want radio, I want us on the air 24 hours a day! This is our moment! And a billion people around this planet will watch it, hear it, and read about it from the Carver Media Group...there's no news like bad news"


  • Q :-: "It's the insurance damage waiver for your beautiful new car"
    "Will you need collision coverage?"
  • Bond :-: "Yes"
  • Q :-: "Fire?
  • Bond :-: "Probably"
  • Q :-: "Property destruction?"
  • Bond :-: "Definitely"
  • Q :-: "Personal injury?"
  • Bond :-: "I hope not, but accidents do happen"
  • Q :-: "They frequently do with you"


  • Carver :-: "When I was 16, I went to work for a newspaper in Hong Kong. It was a rag, but the editor taught me one important lesson. The key to a great story is not who or what or when. But why. Your friend Mr. Bond, made a mess tonight. I want to know why"
  • Paris :-: "I told you, I barely know him"
  • Carver :-: "Barely?


  • Kaufman :-: "My name is Dr. Kaufman. I'm an outstanding pistol marksman. Take my word for it, ja?"


  • Bond :-: "It won't look like a suicide if you shoot from over there"
  • Dr. Kaufman :-: "I'm a Professor of Foresnic Medicine. Believe me, I could shoot you from Stuttgart and still create the proper effect"


  • Dr. Kaufman :-: "My art is in great demand. I go all over the world. I am especially good at the celebrity overdose"


  • Carver :-: "I hadn't intended opening in this center utill tomorrow, but as you're here. You can help me write the inaugural story--Your obituaries"
  • Bond :-: "I hope you extended the same courtesy to Paris"
  • Carver :-: "Actually, Mr. Bond, you're the one who wrote my late wife's obituary when you asked her to betray me"


  • Carver :-: "Mr. Stamper is a protege of the late Dr. Kaufman. Who was schooling him in the acient art of Chakra torture"
  • Stamper :-: " He was like a father to me"
  • Bond :-: "Really? Interesting role model"
  • Carver :-: "According to Eastern Philosophy, the body has seven Chakra points--Energy centers, like the heart or gentials. The purpose of these implements is to probe those organs...inflicting the maximum ammount of pain...whilst keeping the victim alive for as long as possible"
  • Stamper :-: "Dr. Kaufman's record was 52 hours. I'm hoping to break it"
  • Bond :-: "I would have thought watching your tv shows were torture enough"
  • Carver :-: "Save this one till last. When you remove Mr. Bond's heart, there shoud just be enough time for him to watch it stop beating"


  • Stamper :-: "I owe you an unpleasant death Mr. Bond"


  • M :-: "Your job is to find out whether Carver or someone in his organisation sent that ship off course and why. Use your relationship with Mrs Carver if necessary."
  • Bond :-: "I doubt if she will remember me."
  • M :-: "Remind her. Then pump her for information."


  • Elliot Carver :-: "There's absolutely no truth in this malcious rumor that I starting running mad cow disease stories simply because Angus Black, the great British beef baron, lost ten thousand pounds against me in a game of poker and refused to pay up. Moverover there's even less truth in the rumor that I took one hundred million francs from the French to keep the story running for another year."
  • Hostess :-: "Excuse Mr. Carver, this is a new banker, Mr....."
  • Bond :-: "Bond...James Bond."


  • Bond :-: "Mrs. Carver will have a tequila, straight shot."
  • Paris :-: "No, Mrs. Carver will a glass of Mr. Carver's champagne."
  • Bond :-: "I see you've moved up in the world Paris."


  • Elliot carver :-: "Exactly! Caeser had his legions, Napoleon had his armies, I have my divisions; Tv, news, magazines, and by midnight tonight I'll have reached and influenced more people than anybody in the history of this planet, save God himself. And the best he ever managed was the Sermon on the Mount."
  • Bond :-: "You really are quite insane."
  • Carver :-: "The distance between insanity and genius is measured only by success."


  • Gupta :-: "Ready to rock and ruin."


  • Bond :-: "You forgot the first rule of mass media, Elliot! Give the people what they want!"



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