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  • French Agent :-: "The coffin, it has your intinals--J.B."
  • Bond :-: "Rather him than me"
  • French Agent :-: "At least you've been saved the effort of removing him. Colonel Bouvar passed away in his sleep, so they tell me"
  • Bond :-: "Hmmm.."
  • French Agent :-: "You sound disappointed you didn't kill him yourself"
  • Bond :-: "I am"



  • French Agent :-: "Is there anything else our French Station can do for Monsieur Bond? "
  • Bond :-: "Later, perhaps"



  • Blofeld :-: "Number 11"
  • Number 11 :-: "Distribution of Red China narcotics in the United States-- $2,300,000, collected by number 9 and myself"
  • Blofeld :-: "$2,300,000? Our expectations were considerably higher, number 11"
  • Number 11 :-: "Competition from Latin America. Prices are down"
  • Blofeld :-: "I anticipated that factor. Are you quite sure all monies have been accounted for by yourself and number 9?"
  • Number 11 :-: "To the penny number 1"
  • Blofeld :-: "On the contrary, I have satisfied myself, that one of you is clearly guilty of embezzlement. SPECTRE is a dedicated fraternity, whose strenght lies in the absolute integrity of its members. The culprit is known to me. I have decided on the appropriate action"
    (electricutes number 9)
    "Let us now proceed with new business. We will hear from number 2, who's in charge of our NATO project. The most ambitious SPECTRE has ever undertaken. Your report number 2.
  • Emilio Largo :-: "Thank you, number 1. Our intention is to demand a ransom from the North Atlantic Treaty Powers for $250 million-- 100 million pounds."



  • Patricia :-: "A funny-looking bruise, a fall?"
  • Bond :-: "A poker, in the hands of a widow"
  • Pat :-: "I'm surprised, I had thought you were just the type for a widow"
  • Bond :-: "Not this one, he didn't like me at all"



  • Moneypenny :-: "In the conference room, something pretty big. Every double-0 man in Europe has been rushed in, and the Home Secretary, too"
  • Bond :-: "His wife's probably lost her dog"



  • Blofeld :-: "My dear Prime Minister, two atomic bombs, numbers, 456 and 457. Which were aboard NATO Flight 759, are now in the possesion of SPECTRE. Unless wihin the next seven days your government pays to us ?100 million Sterling, in a manner designated by us, we shall destroy a major city in England or the United States of America"



  • M :-: "Code name, Thunderball"



  • M :-: "I've assigned you to Station C Canada. Captain Pritchard will be your Air Force liasion
  • Bond :-: "Sir, I respectfully suggest that you change my assignment to Nassau"
  • M :-: "Is there any other reason besides your enthusiasm for water sports?"



  • Bond :-: "I was right, couldn't miss"
  • Domino :-: "I'm not with you"
  • Bond :-: "You soon will be"



  • Bond :-: "My dear, uncooperative, Domino"
  • Domino :-: "How do you know that?! How do you know my friends call me Domino?"
  • Bond :-: "It's on the bracelet on your ankle"
  • Domino :-: "What sharp little eyes you've got"
  • Bond :-: (after she walks away)
    "Wait till you get to my teeth"



  • Largo :-: "You wish to put the evil eye on me, eh? We have a way to deal with that where I come from"
  • Bond :-: "Well, you may hex me, let's see what it does for the cards"



  • Fiona :-: "You would like Bond dead"
  • Largo :-: "I can think of no better arrangement"



  • Q :-: "I must say, I find this business of equipping you in the field, on the run as it were highly irregular"



  • Q :-: "Here's a Perri pistol, it fires a distress signal. You should keep it on you day and night"
  • Bond :-: "I resent that remark"



  • Fiona :-: "You look pale, Mr.Bond. I hope I didn't frighten you"
  • Bond :-: "No, you see, I've always been a nervous passenger"
  • Fiona :-: "Some men just don't like to be driven"
  • Bond :-: "No, some men just don't like to be taken for a ride"



  • Bond :-: "That gun looks more fitting for a woman"
  • Largo :-: "You know much about guns Mr. Bond?
  • Bond :-: "No, I know a little about women"



  • Bond :-: "My dear girl, don't flatter yourself. What I did this evening was for King and Country. You don't think it gave me any pleasure, do you?"
  • Fiona :-: "But, of course! I forgot your ego Mr. Bond. James Bond, who only has to make love to a woman and she starts to hear heavenly choirs singing. She repents and immediately returns to the side or right and virtue. But not this one! What a blow it must've been, you having a failure"
  • Bond :-: "Can't win them all"



  • Domino :-: "Vargas is behind you"
  • Bond :-: "Really?"
  • Domino :-: "He must've followed us"
  • Bond :-: (Bond fires a spear that kills Vargas)
    "I think he got the point"



  • Largo :-: "You've given me much pleasure Domino. But in return, unless you tell me how much Bond knows, I'll be forced to cause you great pain"



  • Bond :-: "Next time I see you, I'll put you across my knee."



  • Nurse Fearing :-: "What kind of work do you do anyway?"
  • Bond :-: "Oh, I uh travel, a sort of uh, licensed troubleshooter."



  • Domino :-: "Your name's James Bond and you've been admiring my form?"



  • Bond :-: "Was there ever a man more misunderstood?"



  • Bond :-: "Do you mind if my friend sits this one out? She's just dead."



  • Domino :-: "I'm glad I killed him."
  • Bond :-: "You're glad?"



  • Bond :-: "Well, there was a photograph of that man in this dossier you gave us. His name is Derval, well I saw him last night at Shrublands...but he was dead."
  • Pritchard :-: "Oh no, Sir not possible. He was seen boarding the Vulcan to go off last night."
  • M :-: "If 007 says he saw Derval last night at Shrublands and he was dead, thats enough for me to initiate enquiries."



  • Bond :-: "Well, I'd never have recognized myself. Do I seem healthy?"
  • Pat Fearing :-: "Too healthy, by far"



  • Derval :-: "You'll be here when I come back?"
  • Volpe :-: "Hmm, hmm."
  • Derval :-: "But I may not be in the mood then."
  • Volpe :-: "Do you wanna bet?"
  • Derval :-: "You know your francois, huh?"
  • Volpe :-: "I know me."



  • Bond :-: "I've been admiring your form."
  • Domino :-: "Have you now? Your name's James Bond and you've been admiring my form?"



  • Domino :-: "He works for my guardian."
  • Bond :-: "Your guardian has you watched?"
  • Domino :-: "He likes to know where I am."
  • Bond :-: "Can't blame him."



  • Bond :-: "Have you seen evrything you came to see? Go back to your friends and report. Tell them the little fish I throw back into the sea. Give it to him."
  • Quist :-: "You're going to shoot me in the back."
  • Bond :-: "The gun I mean. NOW MOVE!!."



  • Q :-: "Here we have a geiger counter. Useful and unobtrusive. The sweep-hand takes in the radioactivity count. It's waterproof, of course"
  • Bond :-: "But of course."



  • Q :-: "That's an underwater camera, it takes eight pictures in rapid sucession by pressing that button down."
  • Bond :-: "Is that clever?"
  • Q :-: "If it can take pictures in the dark with an infrared film, yes."



  • Q :-: "Try to be a little less than your frivolous self, 007."



  • Q :-: "Now pay attention. A recently developed harmless radioactive device."
  • Bond :-: "Harmless?"
  • Q :-: "It sends out a homing signal to a special receiver."
  • Bond :-: "What am I supposed to do with this?"
  • Q :-: "Well, obviously, you...swallow it."
  • Bond :-: "Now?"


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