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- :-: "One minute, 47 seconds, sir."
- Bond :-: "Not too shabby, sir."
- M :-: "But dead, 007. Dead! You should have studied the plot more carefully. Fanatical revolutionaries kidnap a millionaire's daughter and hold her captive for eight weeks. Of course she could have been brainwashed. Could have turned."
- Bond :-: "Evidently she did. With due respect, sir, I played your war games for three weeks and I only got killed once."
- M :-: "Twice. You forgot the land mine on the Black Sea beach."
- Bond :-: "Correction, sir: I lost both legs. I did not die."
- M :-: "You were immobilised."
- Bond :-: "It can never be the same playing with blanks. It is somewhat different in the field. With your life on the line, you... Well, your adrenaline gives you an edge."
- M :-: "But is your edge sharp enough? That's the difference between a double-0 and a corpse."
- M :-: "Too many free radicals, that's your problem."
- Bond :-: "Free radicals, sir?"
- M :-: "Yes, they're toxins that destroy the body and the brain. Caused by eating too much red meat and white bread, and too many dry martinis."
- Bond :-: "Then I shall cut out the white bread, sir."
- Moneypenny :-: "Have you got an assignment, James?"
- Bond :-: "Yes. Yes, Moneypenny. I'm to eliminate all free radicals."
- Moneypenny :-: "Oh! Do be careful."
- Blofeld :-: "We have invested extensively in the Middle East and Central America to promote insurgency and revolution.
Fortunately our capital outlay has been handsomely offset by the resultant sales of armaments and missiles. You will note that we have supplied both rebels and government forces on an equal basis. In matters of death, SPECTRE is strictly impartial. Now for the future.
SPECTRE's most audacious enterprise of any, next to which our previous ventures are inconsequential. Our esteemed Number One is in complete charge of the entire operation, which will henceforth be called "The Tears of Allah"."
- Fatima Blush :-: "Jack's been smoking again! Jack was ordered not to smoke. Smoking is dirty. It gets into Jack's eye. Jack must do as he's told if he wants his fast cars and his pretty clothes. And if he wants to keep his sister alive..."
- Jack Petachi :-: "You leave Domino out of this!"
- M :-: "I send you to a health farm to get yourself in shape. Instead you demolish it! I've had to notify the local police, pull out the special branch, get the Minister to muzzle the press and allocate a sizable chunk of my meager budget to renovating the establishment!"
- Bond :-: "A man did try to kill me, sir."
- M :-: "Oh, caught you seducing his wife, did he?"
- Bond :-: "No, sir, not at all. But in fact, I lost four pounds and God knows how many free radicals."
- M :-: "That is the kind of attitude that tempts me to suspend you, 007!"
- M :-: "I am supreme commander of SPECTRE, the Special Executive for Counterintelligence, Terrorism, Revenge and Extortion.
Yesterday morning the American Air Force launched two cruise missiles from Swadley air base in Great Britain. Through the ingenuity of SPECTRE, the dummy warheads they carried were replaced with live nuclear warheads. Your weapons of destruction are now safely in our possession and will be moved to two secret targets. Please note the serial numbers of the missiles. They will confirm the truth. Your weapons of deterrence did not deter us from our objective. A terrible catastrophe now confronts you.
However, it can be avoided by paying a tribute to our organisation, amounting to 25%of your respective countries' annual oil purchases. We have accomplished two of the functions the name SPECTRE embodies: terror and extortion. If our demands are not met within seven days, we shall ruthlessly deploy the third...revenge!"
- Q :-: "Wait a minute! I've got something in here that could be useful. The prototype came from a KGB defector. Bit of a whiz kid in their technical section. Not a bad chap, though like all defectors, prone to melancholy. I suppose it's all that vodka and English weather. Ah. Rather tasty, this is. It looks like a watch, but it's really a laser. Keeps perfect time."
- Bond :-: "But for how long?"
- Q :-: "At least your lifetime."
- Q :-: "Good to see you, Mr Bond. Things have been awfully dull round here. Bureaucrats running the old place, everything done by the book. Can't make a decision unless the computer gives you the go-ahead. Now you're on this, I hope we're going to have some gratuitous sex and violence."
- Bond :-: "Well, I certainly hope so too."
- Nigel Small-Fawcett :-: "You're not going to make any trouble, are you, Mr. Bond? Let's face it, your reputation has preceded you."
- Bond :-: "Do I look like the sort of man who would make trouble?"
- Nigel Small-Fawcett :-: "Well, yes, frankly."
- Fatima :-: "Oh! How reckless of me! I made you all wet."
- Bond :-: "Yes, but my martini's still dry. My name's James."
- Fatima :-: "Hello, James. I'm Fatima Blush."
- Bond :-: "You ski very well."
- Fatima :-: "I do many things very well."
- Bond :-: "I'm sure you do."
- Fatima :-: "Ah! I think this should take care of you perfectly."
- Bond :-: "Oh, I'm sure it will. You're marvellously well-equipped."
- Fatima :-: "Thank you, James. So are you."
- Bond :-: "Thank you. What exactly are we going down for?"
- Fatima :-: "Sport...and a little fun."
- Bond :-: "You...you appear tense."
- Fatima :-: "You affect me, James."
- Bond :-: "Well, that's bad. Going down, one should always be relaxed. Is it far to the reef?"
- Fatima :-: "It's far enough. We've got time to kill."
- Bond :-: "Do you serve men here?"
- Receptionist :-: "But of course. Some men more than others."
- Bond :-: "You must have an unreasonable fear of gatecrashers to carry this heavy artillery. This bomb has a tiny gyroscope inside. Any lateral movement on your part and you could be served in an egg cup. If you understand what's being explained to you, nod gently. Good boy. Stay."
- Fatima :-: "I think you have lost her."
- Largo :-: "Do you imagine that I could lose a woman to an underpaid British agent, Ja?"
- Fatima :-: "Ja. And I warn you, if he's not executed at once, he'll have your Domino turned over."
- Largo :-: "Is it possible that you have bungled your attempts because you want him...for yourself? Hm?"
- Fatima :-: "Maximillian, why torture yourself over that kind of woman?"
- Largo :-: "Maybe one day you have to kill her, Fatima."
- Fatima :-: "Your sense of humour is delicious."
- Largo :-: "You must be Mr. James Bond, right?"
- Bond :-: "Monsieur Largo"
- Largo :-: "Yes. Right. Are you a man who enjoys games?"
- Bond :-: "It depends with whom I'm playing."
- Largo :-: "It seems I underestimated you. $267,000."
- Bond :-: "I'll settle for one dance with Domino."
- Largo :-: "So...do you lose as gracefully as you win?"
- Bond :-: "I wouldn't know. I've never lost."
- Largo :-: "This game has been played, and I have lost. That's it."
- Domino :-: "He's never gone this far before."
- Bond :-: "He's certifiable."
- Fatima :-: "You're quite a man, Mr. James Bond. But I am a superior woman. Guess where you get the first one."
- Bond :-: "Well, in view of your hatred of men..."
- Fatima :-: "Liar! You know that making love to Fatima was the greatest pleasure of your life."
- Bond :-: "Well, to be perfectly honest, there was this girl in Philadelphia..."
- Fatima :-: "Shut up! I am the best."
- Bond :-: "Yes, you're right. In fact, I was going to put you in my memoirs as number one."
- Fatima :-: "All right. Write! Now write this...The greatest rapture in my life was afforded me in a boat in Nassau by Fatima Blush. Signed, James Bond, 007."
- Bond :-: "I just remembered. It's against service policy for agents to give out endorsements."
- Fatima :-: "Write!"
- Bond :-: "Somehow I've got to transmit a message out of here. It could be risky, but I'm going to need your help."
- Domino :-: "What do you want me to do?"
- Bond :-: "I'm going to kiss you. I want you to respond as if you liked it. I'm doing this for two very good reasons. One, because I'm hoping to provoke a reaction."
- Domino :-: "And the other one?"
- Bond :-: "Because I always wanted to."
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