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  • Mr. Big :-: "Is this the stupid mother who tailed you uptown?"
  • James Bond :-: "There seems to be some mistake. My name is.."
  • Mr. Big :-: "Names is for tombstones, baby! Y'all take this honkey out and waste him! NOW"


  • Quarrel :-: "My regards to Baron Samedi, man, right between the eyes."


  • Kananga :-: "Tee-Hee, on the first wrong answer from Miss Solitaire, you will snip the little finger of Mr. Bond's right hand. Starting with the second wrong answer, you will proceed to the more... vital... areas."


  • Strutter :-: "Can't miss him. It's like following a cue ball."


  • Sheriff J.W. Pepper :-: "Not you listen to me trooper boy! We got a swamp full of Black Russians travelling fast enough to beat the band down here."



  • Solitaire :-: "Now what are you doing?"
  • James Bond :-: "Just being disarming, darling."


  • Bond :-: "Quite revealing!"


  • Rosie Carver :-: "Its a warning!"
  • Bond :-: "Don't worry darling, its just a small hat, belonging to a man of few means, who lost a fight with a chicken. "
  • Rosie Carver :-: "Get it out of here!"


  • Bond :-: "Meet the man who shares my hairbrush...Quarrell Jr."


  • Hamilton :-: "Whose funeral is this?"
  • Thug :-: "Yours."


  • Miss Caruso: :-: "Such a delicate touch."
  • Bond :-: "Sheer magnetism, darling."


  • Solitaire :-: "The cards have followed you for me."


  • Rosie Carver :-: "There's a..."
  • Bond :-: "Oh, a snake. I forgot, I should have told you. You should never go in there without a mongoose."


  • Solitaire :-: "Is there time before we leave, for Lesson number 3?"
  • 007 :-: [undressing] "Of course. There's no sense going out half-cocked."


  • Black Cab driver :-: "You know where you're going?"
  • Bond :-: "Uptown, I believe?"
  • Black Cab driver :-: "Uptown? You headed into Harlem, man!"
  • Bond :-: "Well, you just stay on the tail of that jukebox and there's an extra twenty in it for you."
  • Black Cab driver :-: "Hey man, for twenty bucks I'd take you to a Ku Klux Klan cookout!"


  • M :-: "I'm sure the over burdened British tax-payer would be fascinated to know how the Special Ordnance section disperses its funds. In future Commander allow me to suggest a perfectly adequate watchmaker just down the street.
    (Bond's magentic watch pulls M's spoon out of his hand)
    "Good God!"
  • Bond :-: "You see by pulling out this button Sir it turns the watch into a hyper-intensified magnetic field. Powerful enough to even deflect the path of a bullet, at log range, or so Q claims."
  • M :-: "I feel very tempted to test that theory right now."


  • Bond :-: "A genuine Felix Leiter, illuminating."


  • Sheriff J.W. Pepper :-: "You picked the wrong parish to haul ass through, boy. Nobody cuts and runs on Sheriff J.W. Pepper!"


  • Kananga :-: "Any cost, any, Bond must die."


  • Tee Hee :-: "How much do you know about crocodiles, Bond?
  • Bond :-: "Oh, I've always tried to keep them at arms length myself."


  • Solitaire :-: "The first time in my life I feel like a complete woman."


  • Solitaire :-: "Where's Kananga?"
  • Bond :-: "Oh, he always did have an inflated opinion of himself."


  • Rosie carver :-: "You're only my second mission, you know. My first was Baines, the agent who was killed."
  • Bond :-: "It's a relief to know I'm in line for the same sort of aid."


  • M :-: "Goodmorning, 007."
  • Bond :-: "Goodmorning, sir. Insomnia, sir?"
  • M :-: "Instructions."


  • Solitaire :-: (Drawing Tarot cards)
    "A man comes...he travels quickly...he has purpose...he comes over water...he travels with others...he will oppose...he brings violence and destruction."


  • Bond :-: "Good evening. The name's Bond, you have a reservation for me."
  • Hotel Clerk :-: "Ah yes, Mr. Bond, of course. Mrs. Bond has been expecting you."
  • Bond :-: "Mrs. Bond?"
  • Hotel Clerk :-: "She arrived earlier this afternoon, sir. Said she preferred something a little more private; Bungalow 12."
  • Bond :-: "An incurable romantic Mrs. Bond."


  • Rosie :-: "Oh, James. You don't know what finding you has meant to me."
  • Bond :-: "I can imagine. And you've no idea on what finding this has meant to me. You do know what the 'Queen Of Cups' means in a upside-down position? A deceitful perverse woman. A liar, a cheat, and I'd like some answers now."
  • Rosie :-: "Please..uh..you don't understand, sir. They'll kill me if I do.
  • Bond :-: "And I'll kill you if you don't."
  • Rosie :-: "But you couldn't, you wouldn't, not after just what we've just done."
  • Bond :-: "I certainly wouldn't killed you before."


  • Bond :-: "Are you sure this is the way to New Orleans?"
  • Cab Driver :-: "I don't know but it sure beats the hell out of Harlem, don't it?"


  • Mrs. Bell :-: "Holy shit!"


  • Tee Hee :-: "There are two ways to disable an crocodile, you know."
  • Bond :-: "I don't suppose you'd care to share that information with me."
  • Tee Hee :-: "Well, one way is to take a pencil and jam it in the pressure hole behind his eye."
  • Bond :-: "And the other?"
  • Tee Hee :-: "Oh, the other way is twice as simple. You just stick your hand in his mouth and pull his teeth out. Heh, heh."


  • Sheriff J.W. Pepper :-: "What are you? Some kinda doomsday machine boy? Well, we got a cage strong enough to hold an animal like you here!"
  • Felix Leiter :-: "Captain, would you enlighten the Sheriff please."
  • Captain :-: "Yessir. J.W., let me have a word with ya. J.W., now this fellow's from London England. He's a Englishman workin' in cooperation with our boys, a sorta secret agent."
  • Bond :-: "Secret AGENT? On WHOSE side?"


  • Bond :-: "Well, thanks for everything Felix. I'll see you tomorrow at the 21 Club and don't be late."
  • Felix Leiter :-: "I stll don't see why you'd want to travel this way. I mean, what the hell can the two of you do on the train for sixteen hours?"
  • Bond :-: "Say goodbye to Felix, darling."


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