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- Unknown Ally
:-: "There's a plane leaving for Miami in a
hour"
- Bond :-: "I'll be on it, but
first I have some unfinished business to attend
to"
- Bonita :-:
(Bond's gun pokes her in the side)
"Oh!"
- Bond :-: "Forgive
me"
- Bonita :-: "Why do you always wear
that thing?"
- Bond :-: "I have a slight
inferiority complex"
- Bond :-:
"Shocking...Postively Shocking"
- Dink :-: (Massaging
Bond) "How's this?"
- Bond :-:
"Nice, very nice"
- Dink :-: "Just
here?"
- Bond :-: "No, a little lower
darling"
- Felix :-: (Just arriving) "I
thought I'd find you in good
hands"
- Jill :-: "Who are
you?!"
- Bond :-: "Bond, James
Bond"
- Bond :-: "What's your
name?"
- Guess :-:
Jill"
- Bond :-: "Jill
who?"
- Jill :-: "Jill
Masterson"
- Bond :-: "Tell me Jill, why
does he do it?"
- Jill :-: "He likes to
win"
- Bond :-: "Why do you do
it?"
- Jill :-: "He pays
me"
- Bond :-: "Is that all he pays you
for?"
- Jill :-: "And to be seen with
him"
- Bond :-: "Just
seen?"
- Jill :-: "Just!
Seen"
- Bond :-: "I'm so
glad"
- Jill :-: "I'm beginning
to like you Mr. Bond "
- Bond :-: "Oh,
call me James "
- Bond :-: "My dear girl,
there's things that just aren't done. Such as
drinking Dom Perigon `53 above the temperature of 38
degrees farenheit. That's just as bad as listening to
the Beatles without earmuffs "
- Bond :-: (Over the
telephone) "The girl's dead"
- Felix
:-: "Dink?"
- Bond :-: "No, Masterson,
Jill Masterson. And she's covered in paint, gold
paint"
- Bond :-: "Now what do
you know about gold Moneypenny?"
- Moneypenny :-: "Oh, the only gold I
know about is the kind you wear. You know on the
third finger of your left hand"
- Bond :-: "Hmm, one of these days we
really must look into that"
- Moneypenny :-: "Well, what about
tonight? You come around for dinner and I'll cook you
a beautiful angel cake"
- Bond :-: "Nothing would give me
greater pleasure but unfortunately I do have, err, a
business appointment"
- Moneypenny :-: "That's the flimsiest
excuse you have ever given me. Ahh well, some girls
have all the luck, who is she James?"
- M :-: (Over the intercom)
"She is me Miss Moneypenney, and kindly omit the
customary by-play with 007, he's dining with me and I
don't want him to be late"
- Moneypenny :-: "So there's hope for
me yet"
- Bond :-: "Moneypenny, won't you ever
believe me?"
- Colonel Smithers :-:
"Gold gentlemen, which can be melted down and recast
is virtually untraceable. Which makes it, unlike
diamonds, ideal for smuggling, attracting the biggest
and ingenious criminals"
- Bond :-:
"Where's my Bentley?"
- Q :-: "Oh, it had its day, I'm
afraid"
- Bond :-: "But it has never let me
down"
- Q :-: "M's orders 007. You'll be
using this Aston Martin DB5 with modifications. Now
pay attention please. Windscreen bulletproof as are
the side and rear windows. Revolving number plates,
naturally, valid in all countries. Here's a nice
little transmiting device called a Homer. You prime
it by pressing that back like this, you see? The
smaller model is now standard field issue, it'll be
fitted into the heel of your shoe. It's larger
brother is magenetic. It'll be concealed in the car
you're trailing while you keep out of sight.
Reception on the dashboard here - audio-visual range
one-hundred and fifty miles"
- Bond :-: "Ingenius and useful too.
Allow a man to stop off for a quick one en-route"
- Q :-: "It has not been perfected out
of years of patient research entirely for that
purpose 007. And incidentally we'd appreciate its
return, along with all your other equipment intact
for once when you return from the field"
- Bond :-:
"Well, you'd be suprised how much wear and tear that
goes on out there in the field"
- Bond :-: "You must've
played the wrong ball on the 18th fairway. Since
we're playing strict rules, I'm afraid you lose the
hole and the match"
- Tilly :-: (After
Bond's Aston shreds the tires of Tilly's
Mustang)
"Look at them!" - Bond
:-: "A double blowout, I've never seen one of those
before
- Tilly :-: "How could
new..."
- Bond :-: "Defect of some
kind"
- Auric Goldfinger :-:
That interesting car of yours!"
"I too have a new
toy, but considerably more practical. You are looking
at an industrial laser, which emits an extraordinary
light not found in nature. It can project a spot on
the moon, or at closer range, cut through solid
metal. I will show you"
- Bond :-: "I think you
made your point Goldfinger, thank you for the
demonstration"
- Goldfinger :-: "Choose
your last witticisms carefully Mr. Bond, it may be
your last"
- Bond :-: "Do you expect
me to talk?"
- Goldfinger :-: "No, Mr.
Bond, I expect you to die! "
- Bond :-: "Who are
you?"
- Guess :-: "My name is Pussy
Galore"
- Bond :-: "I must be
dreaming"
- Mei-Lei :-: "Can I do
something for you Mr. Bond?"
- Bond :-:
"Just a drink, a martini shaken, not
stirred"
- Bond :-: "Manners
Oddjob, I thought you always take your hat off to a
lady"
- Goldfinger :-: "Ah,
welcome to Auric Stud Mr. Bond"
"Lovely animal,
isn't she?" - Bond :-: "Certainly better bred than the owner"
- Goldfinger :-: "This is my bank, the entire gold supply of the United States
- Goldfinger :-:
"Man has climbed Mt. Everest. He has fired rockets to
he moon. Split the atom. Achieved miracles in every
field of human endeavor, except
crime!"
- Goldfinger :-: "The
underworld will rock with
applause"
- Goldfinger :-: "My plan is foolproof gentlemen. I call it Operation Grand
Slam"
- Bond :-: "You plan to
break into the world's largest bank, but not to steal anything. Why?"
- Goldfinger :-: "Go
on, Mr. Bond "
- Bond :-: "Mr. Ling, the
Chinese agent at the factory, he's a specialist in
Nuclear Fission"
"But of course, his government's
given you a bomb" - Goldfinger :-: "I
prefer to call it a atomic device, it's small but
particularly dirty"
- Bond :-: "Cobalt
and Iodine?"
- Goldfinger :-:
"Precisely"
- Bond :-: "Well, if you
explode it in Ft. Knox, the entre gold supply of the
Untied States will be radioactive for uh..57
years"
- Goldfinger :-: "58, to be
exact"
- Bond :-: "I apologize
Goldfinger, It's an inspired deal. They get what they
want, econmic chaos in the West, and the value of
your gold increases many
times"
- Goldfinger :-: "I
conservatively estimate, 10 times
- Bond
:-: "Brilliant"
- Goldfinger :-:
"Operation Grand Slam will be sucessful. You'll be
there to see it for yoursef, too closely for comfort
,I'm afraid"
- Bond :-:
"Auric Goldfinger? Sounds like a French nail varnish."
- Q :-:
"I never joke about my work, 007."
- Pussy Galore :-:
"You can turn off the charm, I'm immune."
- Bond :-:
"Three more ticks and Mr. Goldfinger would have hit the jackpot."
- Bond :-:
"And Pussy?"
- Felix :-:
"She helped us switch the gas in the canisters. By the way, what made her call Washington?"
- Bond :-:
"I must've appealed to her maternal instincts."
- Pussy :-:
"What happened? Where's Goldfinger?"
- Bond :-:
"Playing his golden harp!"
- Caddy :-:
"If that's his original ball, I'm Arnold Palmer."
- Pussy :-:
"Do you want to play it easy, or the hard way? And this isn't a tranquilizer."
- Bond :-:
"Now, Pussy, you know a lot more about planes than guns. That's a Smith and Wesson 45, and if you fire at this close range, the bullet will pass through me and the fuselage like a blowtorch through butter. The cabin will depressurize, and we'll both be sucked into outer space. If that's how you want to enter the United States, you're welcome. As for me, I prefer the easy way."
- Bond :-:
"Now hear this, Goldfinger. Your luck has just changed. I doubt very much that the Miami Beach Police would take kindly to what you're doing. Nod your head if you agree... Nod...Good. Now, start losing, Goldfinger. Shall we say ten thousand dollars? No, let's be generous. Let's make it fifteen thousand."
- Radio Newsman :-:
"At the White House this afternoon, the president said that he was entirely satisfied..."
- Bond :-:
"That makes two of us."
- Bond :-:
"Special plane, lunch at the White House... how come?"
- Felix :-:
"The President wants to thank you personally."
- Bond :-:
"Oh, it was nothing, really."
- Felix :-:
"I know that, but he doesn't."
- Bond :-:
"I suppose I'll be able to get a drink there."
- Felix :-:
"I told the stewardess liquor for three."
- Bond :-:
"Who are the other two?"
- Felix :-:
"Oh, there are no other two."
- Q :-:
"Reception on the dashboard, here. Audo-visual, range a hundred and fifty miles."
- Bond :-:
"Ingenious, and useful too. Allow a man to stop off for a quick one en route."
- Q :-:
"It has not been perfected, out of years of patient research, ENTIRELY for that purpose, 007. And incidentally, we'd appreciate its return, along with all your other equipment, INTACT for once, when you return from the field.."
- Bond :-:
"Well, you'd be surprised the amount of wear and tear that goes on out there in the field."
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