| ::
UPDATES :: |
Wed 03/21 ::
Updated |
| | | |
|
|
CONTACT |
|
|
- Blofeld
:-: "It's an occasional one [fish] who lets the other two fight. Then when the survivor is too weak to defend itself, and then like SPECTRE, he strikes"
- Klebb :-: "Training is useful, but there is no substitute for experience"
- Moneypenny :-: "M's been asking for you all morning. Where have you been James?"
- Bond :-: "Well, I've just been reviewing an old case"
- Trench :-: "Oh, so I'm an old case now, am I?"
- Moneypenny :-: "Here's one plane ticket, lucky man, I've never been to Istanbul"
- Bond :-: "You've never been to Istanbul?"
- Moneypenny :-: "No"
- Bond :-: "Well, the moonlight on the Vascas is irresistible"
- Moneypenny :-: "Maybe I should get you to take me there someday, I've tried everything else"
- Bond :-: "Darling Moneypenny, you know I'd never even look at another woman"
- Bond :-: "Could I borrow a match?"
- Driver :-: "I use a lighter"
- Bond :-: "That's better still
- Driver :-: "Until they go wrong"
- Bond :-: "Exactly"
- Klebb :-: "The cold war in Istanbul will not remain cold very much longer"
- Bond :-: (looking through a periscope)
"Tell me, does our girl Romanova ever come into this room?" - Kerim :-: "Sometimes, with messages"
- Bond :-: "A girl's just come in"
- Kerim :-: "Probably Romanova, she's the only one that's allowed to. How does she look to you?
- Bond :-: "Well... From this angle, thing's are shaping up nicely"
- Bond :-: "You're one of the most beautiful girls I've ever seen"
- Tania :-: "Thank you, but I think my mouth is too big"
- Bond :-: "No, it's the right size... For me that is"
- Bond :-:
"Now, about the machine"
- Tania :-: "That's all you care about, not me"
- Bond :-: "Business first"
- Tania :-: "I know, once you have gotten what you want"
- Bond :-: "I haven't got it yet, but if you tell me about the machine, well, then we won't always be on the company's time"
- Tania :-: "All right, what do you want to know?"
- Bond :-: (Bond points to the camera)
"Talk into this, answer my questions quietly, but clearly. How large is the machine?" - Tania :-: "Like, a typewriter"
- Bond :-: "Weight?"
- Tania :-: "About 10 Kilos, in a brown case, brown like your eyes"
- Bond :-: "Keep it technical. Self calibrating or Manual?"
- Tania :-: "Both, with an inmil compensator. Oh James, couldn't we-,"
- Bond :-: "Not now. Talk into the camera, how many keys?"
- Tania :-:
"Symbol or code keys?"
- Bond :-: "Both"
- Tania :-: (Fades into a scene with M and Moneypenny listening to a tape recorder)
"There are 20 symbol, and 16 code keys. James, will you make love to me all the time in England?"
- Bond :-: "Day and Night, go on about the mechanism"
- Tania :-: "Oh yes, the mechanism. Once when it was being repaired, I saw it's inside. It had many discs made, I think of copper, oh James, tell me the truth. Am I as exciting as all those Western girls?"
- Bond :-: "Well, once when I was with M in Tokyo we had an interesting experience--"
- M :-: (M shuts off the machine)
"Thank you Moneypenny that's all, that's all"
(M turns the tape player back on)
- Bond :-: "Later, Later, now go on wth what you were telling me. "No, not that, the Lektor!"
- Red Grant :-: "Keep still, all right now, get up on your knees. Put your hands in your pockets!"
- Bond :-: "Red wine with fish. Now that should've told me something"
- Red Grant :-: "Real men know the right wines, and you're the one on your knees. How does it feel old man?"
- Bond :-: "Old man? Is that what you chaps in SMERSH call each other?"
- Red Grant :-: "SMERSH?"
- Bond :-: "Of course...SPECTRE. So it wasn't the Russian show aat all. You've been playing us off against each other, haven't you? And it was SPECTRE that killed the Russian agent in La Mosk. You?
- Red Grant :-: "Mmm-mm"
- Bond :-: "Kerim and the other man?"
- Red Grant :-: "Mmm-mm"
- Bond :-: "And Nash?"
- Red Grant :-: "Well, I don't mind talking. I'll get a kick out of watching the great James Bond figure out what a bloody fool he's been making of himself. We're pros Mr. Bond. I've been keeping tabs on you; I've been your guardian angel. Saved your life at the gypsy camp"
- Bond :-:
"Ah yes, I'm much obliged"
- Red Grant :-: "We were keeping you alive until you could get us the Lektor"
- Bond :-: "So you had me deliver it on a plate, brilliant. Go on, I'm fascinated"
- Red Grant :-: "Now that I've got it, you and the girl are spendable"
- Bond :-: "The girl? Isn't she working for SPECTRE too?"
- Red Grant :-: "No, she thinks she's doing it all for mother Russia. She takes her orders from Colonel Klebb"
- Bond :-: "Rosa Klebb. Head of operations for SMERSH"
- Red Grant :-: "Was. Klebb works for SPECTRE now. The girl doesn't know that"
- Bond :-: "Then why kill her?"
- Red Grant :-: "Orders. That's only half of it, old man. Here's a roll of film. She'll have this in her handbag. And on you? You'll find this letter. It's from her, threatening to give the film to the press unless you marry her for helping you get the Lektor"
- Bond :-: "What film?"
- Red Grant :-: "Taken in the Bridal Suite at your hotel. Something else the girl didn't know about. Or you"
- Bond :-: "It must have taken a pretty sick collection of minds to dream up a plan like that"
- Red Grant :-: "I can see the headlines, "British agent murders beautiful Russian spy and then commits suicide"
- Bond :-: "Tell me, which lunatic asylum did they get you out of?"
- Red Grant :-: "Don't make it tougher on yourself, my orders are to kill you and deliver the Lektor, how I do it's my business. It'll be slow and painful"
- Bond :-: "How much are they paying you?"
- Red Grant :-:
"What's it to you?"
- Bond :-: "We'll double it"
- Red Grant :-: "Your word of honor? An English gentleman? I won't kill you, on the first, or the third, or the fourth. Not 'till you crawl over here and you kiss my foot!"
- Bond :-: "How 'bout a cigarette?"
- Red Grant :-: "Not a chance"
- Bond :-:
"I'll pay for it"
- Red Grant :-: "What with?"
- Bond :-: "50 gold sovereigns"
- Red Grant :-: "Where are they?"
- Bond :-: "Up there, in my case"
- Red Grant :-: "You show me"
- Bond :-: "Here they are, now, what about that cigarette?"
- Red Grant :-: "Put them over there. Anymore in the other case?"
- Bond :-: "I should imagine so, it's a standard kit. I'll have a look"
- Red Grant :-: "Put your hands back in your pockets! Keep them there!"
(Grant open the case and a Tear Gas cartridge explodes in his face)
- James Bond :-: "In England there's a saying, "Where there's smoke, there's fire"
- Tania :-: "Horrible woman"
- James Bond :-: "Yes, she's had her kicks"
- Bond :-: (Bond looks at the film)
He was right, you know"
- Tania :-: "What is it?"
- Bond :-: "I'll show you"
(Bond leans in and kisses Tania)
- Bond :-: "Suppose when she meets me in the flesh, I don't come up to expectations?"
- Bond :-: "I've never even heard of a Tatiana Romanova."
- M :-: "Ridiculous isn't it."
- Bond :-: "It's absolutely crazy."
- M :-: "Of course, girls do fall in love with pictures of movie stars."
- Bond :-: "But not a Russia Cypher clerk with a file of a British agent. Unless she's mental. No, it's some sort of trap."
- M :-: "Well, obviously it's a trap and the bait is a cypher machine. A brand new lektor."
- Bond :-: "Lektor, no less. CIA's been after one of those for years."
- M :-: "Yeah, and so have we. When she contacted Kerim Bey, Head of Station T Turkey, and told him she wanted to defect, she said she'd turn it over to us. On one condition, that you go down to Istanbul and brought her and the machine back to England."
- Q :-: "Is that all, sir?"
- M :-: "Yes, thanks very much."
- Bond :-: "Well, that's a nasty little Christmas present but I shouldn't think I'd need it on this assignment, sir"
- M :-: "All the same take it with you. Good luck, 007"
- Blofeld :-: "Twelve seconds. One day we must invent a faster working venom."
- Bond :-: "Mr. Bond here."
- Hotel Clerk :-: "Yes?"
- Bond :-: "I'm afraid the room won't do."
- Hotel Clerk :-: "I'm sorry, sir."
- Bond :-: "The bed's too small."
- Blofeld :-: "Siamese fighting fish, fascinating creatures. Brave but on the whole stupid, yes they're stupid. Except for the occasional one such as we have here. He waits, waits until the survivor is so exhausted that he can't defend himself and then like SPECTRE, he strikes."
- Klebb :-: "I find the parallel amusing."
- Blofeld :-: "Our organisation did not arrange for you to come over from the Russians just for amusement Number 3."
Back to the Quotes
| |
|
