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Bond :-: "Moneypenny! What gives?"
Moneypenny :-: "Me, given an ounce of encouragement. You never take me to dinner looking like this, James. You never take me to dinner period"
Bond :-: "I would you know, only M, will have me court-martialed for illegal use of government property"
Moneypenny :-: "Flattery will get you nowhere, but don't stop trying"

M :-: "Jamaica went off the air tonight just like that. Right in the middle of the opening procedure. We checked up, Stranggways has disappeared, so is his secretary. A new girl, we just sent her out there"
Bond :-: "Was Stranggways on something special?"
M :-: "He was checking an inquiry for the Americans. They've been complaining about massive interference with their Cape Canaveral rockets. They think it comes from the Jamaica area"

Hotel worker :-: "One medium dry vodka martini, mixed like you said sir, and not stirred"

Bond :-: "Your name Quarrell?"
Quarrell :-: "Maybe"
Bond :-: "I'm a friend of Commander Stranggways"
Quarrell :-: "Now ain't that nice. I like people who are friends of people"
Bond :-: "I'd thought you may tell me what happened to him?"
Quarrell :-: "As far as I know, nothing happened. Unless you know differently captain?"

Quarrell :-: "Well, if it ain't my friend who gets his address mixed. You got the right one this time if you like goods eaten"
Bond :-: "I do. Conversation matches it"
Quarrell :-: "Back at the boat, public. In there, different"
Bond :-: "Well after you"
Quarrell :-: "Sure thing"
"Hey mon! You see we get a bit of privacy"
Pus Feller :-: "Nothing but Quarell, nothing but"

Felix :-: "Felix Leiter, Central Intelligence Agency. You must be James Bond"
Bond :-: "You mean we're fighting the same war?"
Felix :-: "Yeah, I spotted you at the airport. But when I saw you drive off with the opposition, I figured I must be wrong"
"This is Quarrell, he's been helping me"
Bond :-: "No hard feelings, I hope?"
Quarrell :-: "Only a sore hand, glad to know you Mr. Bond"
Felix :-: "This is Puss Feller, he owns the place"
Bond :-: "Ah, I hope he cooks better than he fights"
Felix :-: "You can aways find out"
Feller :-: "Well, no one died from my cooking"

Bond :-: "One takes cyanide and another withstood her arm from being broken, and neither would talk. Who puts that kind of scare into people?"
Felix :-: "I think we better find out, but fast"

Doctor No :-: "Why do you disobey my strictest rule and come in daylight?"
Dent :-: "I had to. Bond came to see me this morning"
Doctor No :-: "Yes, I know. I gave orders that he should be killed. Why is he still alive?"
Dent :-: "Our attempts failed"
No :-: "Your attempts failed. I do not like failure. You're not going to fail me again Professor"
Dent :-: "No..I came to warn you--"
No :-: "Warn me?"
Dent :-: "Tell you. Bond has discovered those rock samples of Stranggways came from Crab Key. He's not a fool, he's sure to come out here"
No :-: "I hope not. If he does, I should hold you responsible"

Bond :-: "That's a naughty little habit! Listening in keyholes?"
Taro :-: "I wasn't listening, I was looking for those files. Anything that can't be found, I get the blame"
Bond :-: "Oh, forget it. I'm sure it's not very important anyhow. I just hate to think you're going to spend the whole afternoon looking for these things"
Taro :-: "No, I have the afternoon off"
Bond :-: "Well, there's a coincedence, so have I. Why don't you show me around the island"
Taro :-: "What should I saw to an invitation from a strange gentleman?"
Bond :-: "You should say yes"
Taro :-: "I should say maybe"
Bond :-: "3 o'clock, my hotel, maybe?"
Taro :-: "Yes, maybe"
Bond :-: "Good"

Sister Lily :-: "The doctor gave strict orders for you not to be disturbed until this evening. He'll be delighted if you join him for dinner, should I say you'll be there?"
Bond :-: "Tell him, I also will be delighted"
Lily :-: "Splendid, I know he'll be pleased"

Doctor No :-: "One million dollars, Mr. Bond. You were wondering what it cost?"
Bond :-: "As a matter of fact, I was"
Bond :-: "Forgive my not shaking hands. It becomes a bit awkward with these, a misfortune. You were admiring my aquarium?"
Bond :-: "Yes, quite impressive"
No :-: "A unique bit of of engineering if I may so, I designed it myself. The glass is 10 inches thick, which accounts for the magnified effect"
Bond :-: "Minnows pretending they're whales. Just like you on this island, Doctor No"
No :-: "It depends on which side of the glass you are"
(waiter comes into view)
"A medium dry martini, lemon peel, shaken not stirred"
Bond :-: "Vodka?"
No :-: "Of course"

Bond :-: "Tell me, does the toppling of American missiles really compensate for having no hands?"
Doctor No :-: "Missiles are only the first step to prove our power"
Bond :-: "Our power? For your disregard for human life, you must be working for the east"
No :-: "East, West, Just points of a compass each as stupid as the other. I'm a member of SPECTRE"
Bond :-: "SPECTRE?"
No :-: "SPECTRE: Special Executive for Counter-Intelligence Revenge Extortion. The four great cornerstones of power headed by the greatest brains in the world"
Bond :-: "Correction, criminal brain"
No :-: "The succesful criminal brain is always superior, it has to be"
Bond :-: "Then why become criminal? I'm sure the West would welcome a scientist of your caliber"
No :-: "The Ameriacns are fools. I offered my services and they refused, so did the East. Now they can both pay"
Bond :-: "World doimnation, same old dream. Our asylums are filled wih people who think they're Napolean or God"

Doctor No :-: "You've cost me time, money, effort. You've damaged my organization and my pride.I was curious to see what kind of man you wee. I thought there may even be a place for you in SPECTRE"
Bond :-: "I'm flattered. I prefer the Revenge department. Of course, my first job would be finding the man who killed Sranggways and Quarrell"
No :-: "Unfortunately I misjudged you, you're just a stupid policeman....whose luck has run out"

M :-: "Maybe not, but it jammed on you last job, and you spent six months in hospital in consequence. When you carry a 00 number, it means your licenced to kill not get killed. And another thing, since I've been head of MI7 there's been a forty percent drop in 00-operative casualties, and I want it to stay that way. From now on you carry the Walther... unless you'd rather return to standard intelligence duties."
Bond :-: "No sir, I would not."
M :-: "Then from now on you carry a different gun. Show him, Armourer."
Armourer :-: "Walther PPK, 7.65 mill., with a delivery like a brick through a plate-glass window. Takes a brash silencer with very little reduction in muzzle velocity. The American CIA swear by them."

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