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  • Mr. Wint :-: "The scorpion."
  • Mr. Kidd :-: "One of nature's finest killers, Mr. Wint."
  • Mr. Wint :-: "One is never too old to learn from a master, Mr. Kidd."


  • James Bond :-: "That's quite a nice little nothing you're almost wearing. I approve."


  • Plenty O'Toole :-: "Hi, I'm Plenty."
  • Bond :-: "But of course you are."
  • Plenty O'Toole :-: "Plenty O'Toole."
  • Bond :-: "Named after your father perhaps?"


  • Blofeld :-: "Making mud pies, 007?"


  • Blofeld :-: "Right idea, Mr. Bond..."
  • Bond :-: "...But wrong pussy. "


  • Marie :-: "Who are you?"
  • Bond :-: "My name is Bond, James Bond."
  • Marie :-: "Is there something I can do for you?"
  • Bond :-: "Yes, matter of fact there is, there is something I'd like you to get off your chest. Where is Ernst Stavro Blofeld? Speak up darling I can't hear you."


  • Bond :-: "Welcome to Hell, Blofeld."


  • Mr. Wint :-: "Curious, how everyone who touches those diamonds seems to die."


  • Mr. Kidd :-: "If God had wanted man to fly..."
  • Mr. Wint :-: "He would have given him wings, Mr. Kidd."


  • Mr. Wint :-: "If at first you don't succeed, Mr. Kidd."
  • Mr. Kidd :-: "Try, try again, Mr. Wint."


  • Felix :-: "I give up. I know the diamonds are in the body, but where?"
  • Bond :-: "Alimentary, Dr. Leiter."


  • Blofeld :-: "Tiffany my dear, we're showing a bit more cheek than usual aren't we?"


  • Blofeld :-: "Surely you haven't come to negotiate, Mr. Bond, your pitiful little island hasn't even been threatened."


  • Blofeld :-: "You've suddenly become tiresome, Mr. Bond."


  • M :-: "May I remind you 007, that Blofeld is dead. Finished! The least we can expect from you now is a little plain, solid, work."


  • Sir Donald :-: ""You've been on holiday, I understand. Relaxing, I hope?"
  • Bond :-: "Oh, hardly relaxing, but most satisfying. Cheers."


  • M :-: "If they shut down operations before we've discovered them."
  • Sir Donald :-: "It would be catastrophic for us and for the government."
  • Bond :-: "Well, I've always fancied a trip to South Africa."
  • M :-: "You're going to Holland. For sometime now we've had our eye on a professional smuggler named Peter Franks. He is due to leave for Amsterdam."
  • Bond :-: "Do we know who his contacts are?"
  • M :-: "We do function in your absence, Commander."


  • Moneypenny :-: "Mr Franks, your passport is quite in order.
  • Bond :-: "Well anyone seeing you in that outfit Moneypenny would most certainly be discouraged from leaving the country. What can I bring you back from Holland?"
  • Moneypenny :-: "A diamond? In a ring?"
  • Bond :-: "Would you settle for a tulip?"
  • Moneypenny :-: "Yes!"


  • Bond :-: "That's quite a nice little nothing you're almost wearing. I approve."
  • Tiffany :-: "I don't dress for the hired help. Let's see your passport, Franks. Occupation: Transport Consultant? It's a little cute isn't it? I'll finish dressing."
  • Bond :-: "Oh, please don't, not on my account."


  • Slumber Inc. Stooge :-: "The stiff, ehm, deceased back there... Your brother, Mr. Franks?"
  • Bond :-: "Yes, it was."
  • Slumber Inc. Stooge (2) :-: "I got a bruddah."
  • Bond :-: "Small world."


  • Bond :-: "Well, I'm afraid you've caught me with more than my hands up."


  • Bond :-: "Exceptionally fine shot."
  • Slumber Inc. Stooge :-: "I didn't know there was a pool down there."


  • Water Pistol Attendant :-: "All you have to do is take your gun...all right, now here we have a little lady, here we have a little man, and here we have a big lady. You're a little out of your league aren't you sister?"


  • Klaus Hergersheimer :-: "Still the same old grind you know, checking radiation shields and replacing them. Hey, by the way, where's yours?"
  • Bond :-: "Uh, I've been waiting a couple of days for you guys to deliver them."
  • Klaus Hergersheimer :-: "Oh, gee, I'm sorry, you've should've given us a phone call. Lucky for you I carry spares. Now you keep that on, you can't be too careful about radiation."
  • Bond :-: "Absolutely. I feel much safer with this on."


  • Metz :-: "Our shields are fine, now get out!"
  • Bond as Hergersheimer :-: "I'm sorry but it won't take a moment but I must verify. Metz...How do you spell it?"
  • Metz :-: "M..e...would you please leave you irritating man!!"


  • Blofeld :-: "How disappointing. I was expectng one head of state at the very least. Surely you haven't come to negotiate, Mr. Bond, your pitiful little island hasn't even been threatened."


  • Blofeld :-: "As you see, Mr. Bond, the satellite is at present over... Kansas. Well, if we destroy Kansas the world may not hear about it for years. Perhaps New York, with all that smut and traffic... would give them a chance for a fresh start. Washington, DC. Perfect. Since we have not heard from them, they will hear from us."


  • Bond :-: "Bitch. Your problems are all behind you now."
  • Blofeld :-: "How disappointing. I was expectng one head of state at the very least. Surely you haven't come to negotiate, Mr. Bond, your pitiful little island hasn't even been threatened."


  • Bond :-: "But the wine is quite excellent. Although for such a grand meal I would rather have expected a claret."
  • Wint :-: "But of course. Unfortunately our cellar is poorly stocked with clarets..
  • Bond :-: "Mouton Rothschild IS a claret. And, I've smelled that aftershave before, and both times I've smelled a rat."


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