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  • Dryden :-: "Shame, we barely got to know each other."
  • Bond :-: "I know where you keep your gun."

  • Dryden :-: "How did he die?"
  • Bond :-: "Your contact? Not well."

  • Obanno :-: "Do you believe in God, Mr. Le Chiffre?"
  • Le Chiffre :-: "No, I believe in a reasonable rate of return."

  • M :-: "I knew it was too early to promote you."
  • Bond :-: "Well, I understand double-ohs have a very short life expectancy. So your mistake will be short-lived."

  • M :-: "How the hell can Bond be so stupid? I give him 00-status and he celebrated by stooting up an embassy, is the man deranged?"

  • Bond :-: "I always thought M was a randomly assigned initial, I didn't know it stood for..."
  • M :-: "Utter one more syllable and ill be forced to have you killed."

  • M :-: "Bond, this may be too much for a blunt instrument to understand but arrogance and self-awareness seldom go hand-in-hand."
  • Bond :-: "So you want me to be half-monk, half-hitman?"
  • M :-: "Any thug can kill. I want you to take your ego out of the equation and to judge the situation dispassionately. I have to know I can trust you and that you know who to trust."

  • MI6 :-: "He's in the Bahamas."
  • M :-: "You woke me to share his holiday plans?"
  • MI6 :-: "He's knocked into our secure website using your name and password."
  • M :-: "How the hell does he knows these things?!"

  • Bartender :-: "Shaken or stirred?"
  • Bond :-: "Do I look like I give a damn?"

  • Vesper :-: "I will be keeping my eyes on the money and off of your perfectly formed ass.."
  • Bond :-: "You noticed."

  • Vesper :-: "Take the next one, there's not enough room for me and your ego."

  • Bond :-: "I need you looking faboulous, so that when you walk up behind me and kiss me on the neck the players will constanly think about your neckline and not on their cards. Do you think you can do that for me?"
  • Vesper :-: "I'll do my best."

  • Bond :-: "It's tailored."
  • Vesper :-: "I sized you up the moment we met."

  • Mathis :-: "I suppose I don't have to tell you how beautiful you look. Half the people on that table are still watching you."

  • Bond :-: "You wanted to do what to me?!"
  • Vesper :-: "You lost me completely."
  • Bond :-: "It's just a cover to back to the room, come on."

  • Bond :-: "Now you can tell all your friends that you died scratching my balls."

  • M :-: "You don't trust anyone do you, James?"
  • Bond :-: "No."
  • M :-: "Then you've learned your lesson. Get back as soon as you can, we need you."
  • Bond :-: "Will do."
  • M :-: "If you do need time."
  • Bond :-: "Why should I need more time? The job's done, and the bitch is dead."

  • Bond :-: "The name's Bond, James Bond."

  • M :-: "Quite the body count you're stacking up."

  • Bond :-: "Can I give you a lift home?"
  • Solange :-: "That would really send him over the edge. I'm afraid I'm not that cruel."
  • Bond :-: "Well, perhaps you're just out of practice."

  • Solange :-: "You like married women, don't you, James?"
  • Bond :-: "It keeps things simple."
  • Solange :-: "What is it about bad men? You, my husband. I had so many chances to be happy...so many nice guys. Why can't nice guys be more like you?"
  • Bond :-: "Because then they'd be bad."
  • Solange :-: "Yeah, but so much more interesting."
  • Bond :-: "What makes your husband a bad man?"
  • Solange :-: "His nature, I suppose."
  • Bond :-: "The Nature of his work?"
  • Solange :-: "A mystery, I'm afraid. I'm also afraid that you would sleep with me to get to him."
  • Bond :-: "How afraid?"
  • Solange :-: "Not enough to stop."

  • After being implanted with a bug
    Bond :-: "So you can keep an eye on me?"
  • Bond :-: "Yes."

  • M :-: "I would ask you if you could remain emotionally-detached, but I don't think that's your problem, is it, James?"
  • Bond :-: "No."
  • M :-: "Don't worry about keeping in touch we know where you are."
  • Bond :-: "You can stop pretending. You knew I wouldn't let this drop, didn't you?"
  • M :-: "Well, I knew you were you."

  • Vesper :-: "I'm the money."
  • Bond :-: "Every penny of it."

  • Bond :-: "Vesper? I do hope you gave your parents hell for that."

  • Bond :-: "May I ask you where it is?"
  • Vesper :-: "Ten million was wired to your account in Montenegro, with the contingency for five more if I deem it a prudent investment. I suppose you've given some thought to the notion that if you lose, our government will have directly financed terrorism."

  • Bond :-: "You don't think this is a very good plan, do you?"
  • Vesper :-: "So there is a plan. I got the impression that were risking millions of dollars and hundreds of lives on a game of luck."

  • Vesper :-: "Now that I've just met you I wouldn't go as far as calling you a cold-hearted bastard."
  • Bond :-: "No, of course not."
  • Vesper :-: "But it wouldn't be a stretch to imagine. You think of women as disposable pleasures, rather than meaningful pursuits. So as charmimg as you are, Mr. Bond, I will be keeping my eye on our government's money and off your perfectly formed ass."
  • Bond :-: "You noticed."
  • Vesper :-: "Even accountants have imagination."

  • Bond :-: "And you're Ms. Stephanie Broadchest..."
  • Vesper :-: "I am not!"
  • Bond :-: "You're gonna have to trust me on this."
  • Vesper :-: "Oh, No, I don't."
  • Bond :-: "We've been involved quite awhile. Hence the shared suite"
  • Vesper :-: "My family's strict Roman Catholic, so for appearences sake it'll be a two-bedroom suite."
  • Bond :-: "I do hate it when religion comes between us."
  • Vesper :-: "Religion and a securley locked door. Am I going to have a problem with you, Bond?"
  • Bond :-: "No, don't worry, you're not my type."
  • Vesper :-: "Smart?"
  • Bond :-: "Single."

  • Vesper :-: "Very funny."
  • Bond :-: "Look, if Le Chiffre is that well connected he knows who I am and where the money's coming from. Which means he's decided to play me anyway, so he's either desperate or he's overly confident. But either way, that tells me something about him. And all he gets in return is a name he already has."
  • Vesper :-: "And now he knows something about you. He knows you're reckless. Take the next one, there isn't enough room for me and your ego."

  • Bond :-: "For you."
  • Vesper :-: "Something you expect me to wear?"
  • Bond :-: "I need you looking fabulous, so that when you walk up behind me and kiss me on the neck the players will constanly think about your neckline and not on their cards. Do you think you can do that for me?"
  • Vesper :-: "I'll do my best."

  • Bond :-: "I have a dinner jacket."
  • Vesper :-: "There are dinner jackets and dinner jackets; this is the latter. And I need you looking like a man who belongs at that table."
  • Bond :-: "How...it's tailored."
  • Vesper :-: "I sized you up the moment we met."

  • Le Chiffre :-: "And you must be Mr. Blisses' replacement. Welcome, Mr. Beach. Or is that Bond? I'm a little confused."
  • Bond :-: "Well, we wouldn't want that would we?"

  • Bond :-: "Dry Martini."
  • Waiter :-: "Oui, monsieur."
  • Bond :-: "Wait... three measures of Gordon's; one of vodka; half a measure of Kina Lillet. Shake it over ice, and add a thin slice of lemon peel."
  • Waiter :-: "Yes, sir."
  • Tomelli :-: "You know, I'll have one of those."
  • Infante :-: "So will I."
  • Waiter :-: "Certainly."
  • Felix Leiter :-: "My friend, bring me one as well, keep the fruit."
  • Le Chiffre :-: "That's it? Hmm? Anyone want to play poker now?"

  • Bond :-: "Vodka martini."
  • Bartender :-: "Shaken or stirred?"
  • Bond :-: "Does it look like I give a damn?!"

  • Felix :-: "Listen, I'm bleeding chips. I'm not gonna last much longer. You have a better chance, I'll stake you. I'm saying I'll give you the money to keep going. Just one thing, if you pull it off the CIA bring him in."
  • Bond :-: "And what about the winnings?"
  • Felix :-: "Does it look like we need the money?"

  • Bond :-: "I'm sorry. That last hand, nearly killed me."

  • Bond :-: "He's all yours."
  • Felix :-: "Much appreciatted, brother."

  • Vesper :-: "Congratulations."
  • Bond :-: "You know, I think a celebration's in order."
  • Vesper :-: "You were alomst dead an hour ago."
  • Bond :-: "Come on, I'm famished."

  • Vesper :-: "Mathis says the Americans have made contact with Le Chiffre. They intend to extract him berfore dawn."
  • Bond :-: "You know, I think I'll call that a Vesper."
  • Vesper :-: "Because of the bitter aftertaste?"
  • Bond :-: "No, because once you've tasted it, that's all you want to drink."

  • Vesper :-: "You can switch off so easily, can't you? It doesn't bother you? Killing those people?"
  • Bond :-: "Well, I wouldn't be very good at my job if it did."


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